Sonorus

See what your followers think of you.

BLACK = I would date you.
GREEN = I think you’re cute.
BLUE = You are my tumblr crush.
GREY = I wish you would notice me.
PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
TEAL = We have a lot in common.
YELLOW = FUCK ME.
ORANGE = I don’t like your blog.
BROWN = I don’t like you.
PINK = I think you are unattractive.
RED = I love you with a burning passion.
WHITE = MARRY ME.

sherlocksmyth:

one time my religion teacher who has a monobrow asked me “what the hell did you do to your hair?” because i had a blonde streak through it and i said “what the hell did you do to your eyebrow” and he sent me outside

when i came back in he asked everyone what monotheism was and i said it meant a religion that worshiped one god because mono means one as in monobrow and he sent me out again

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The companions reaction to River

Donna: Who the fuck are you
Amy: wow she is fierce I ship you and the doctor so hard omg are you married you should totally get married.
Clara: Thought you were a man lol.

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jaclcfrost:

“shouldn’t you be sleeping”

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unjolras:

my body isnt a temple my body is a castle with a moat and crocodiles and a dragon who will set you on fire if you touch me

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(I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)
Me: “So, where’s your mom at?”
Boy: “She’s in the store. Do you have kids?”
Me: “Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.”
Boy: “Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!”
(I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!)

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jerkidiot:

if you eat a chicken and egg sandwich, you’re basically eating one thing at different times of its life

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me: *steps into the tardis*
doctor: go on, say it. people always do
me: ...
me: does this have wi-fi

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can we just get this straight? if you message me on tumblr you are not annoying me i am a lonely person and any form of human contact is a god send

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hannibalthecanibal:

and here we have harry potter literally standing on a pile of letters to try and catch one that is still in the air. there are clearly reasons why he doesn’t get sorted into ravenclaw

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Companion to my demon graphic [x]
(Yeah Lucifer should have been on this one instead, but whatevs)

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protectivebrothers:

samandriel-the-angel:

protectivebrothers:

It’s funny that Augustus’ last name is Waters because that’s what my eyes do whenever I think about him.

It’s also funny because Hazel is drowning from the water in her lungs so in a way her boyfriend is killing her

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eatsleepcrap:

deanbangscasintheimpala:

thecellistraisedfromperdition:

katieamnesiaandrews:

iamtonysexual:

now that’s what i call fanservice

CRIYHNG

HOLY FUCK

THIS IS RECORDED BY MISHA COLLINS!!!!! AND HE IS LURKING AROUND TUMBLR I AM TELLING YOU!!!!

what

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itscaptainassbutt:

seaking:

I ACTUALLY SCREAMED WHEN I SAW THIS IM GOING TO HAVE NIGHTMARES FOR A WEEK OH MY GOD

Fuck that’s creepy