one time my religion teacher who has a monobrow asked me “what the hell did you do to your hair?” because i had a blonde streak through it and i said “what the hell did you do to your eyebrow” and he sent me outside
when i came back in he asked everyone what monotheism was and i said it meant a religion that worshiped one god because mono means one as in monobrow and he sent me out again
“shouldn’t you be sleeping”
my body isnt a temple my body is a castle with a moat and crocodiles and a dragon who will set you on fire if you touch me
if you eat a chicken and egg sandwich, you’re basically eating one thing at different times of its life
can we just get this straight? if you message me on tumblr you are not annoying me i am a lonely person and any form of human contact is a god send
and here we have harry potter literally standing on a pile of letters to try and catch one that is still in the air. there are clearly reasons why he doesn’t get sorted into ravenclaw
Companion to my demon graphic [x]
(Yeah Lucifer should have been on this one instead, but whatevs)
It’s funny that Augustus’ last name is Waters because that’s what my eyes do whenever I think about him.
It’s also funny because Hazel is drowning from the water in her lungs so in a way her boyfriend is killing her
now that’s what i call fanservice
THIS IS RECORDED BY MISHA COLLINS!!!!! AND HE IS LURKING AROUND TUMBLR I AM TELLING YOU!!!!